I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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