are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
