i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
tell me about the fingering
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