Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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