i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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