Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I smell like Dick and happiness
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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