Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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