Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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