Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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