So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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