I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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