spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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