hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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