I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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