school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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