Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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