? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...