She's JV to your varsity
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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