Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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