yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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