I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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