She said her name was "party"
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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