i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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