I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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