just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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