Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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