weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life