when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15