i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Less talking, more tequila
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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