remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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