HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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