She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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