Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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