Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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