I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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