Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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