quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize