i already hear my dad disowning me
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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