after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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