Apparently you make a good broom.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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