For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
