I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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