Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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