yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Sorry about my life...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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