I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
