sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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