I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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