who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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