If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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