You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
