I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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