Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.