Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra