Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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