Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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