his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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