I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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